is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
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I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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