i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
MIDGETS
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Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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