You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
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I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
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Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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