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(773): View more from Illinois

Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"

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(773): Oh just a soda. I'm "driving" http://tfl.nu/spob

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(313): View more from Michigan

I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?

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(313): I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can? http://tfl.nu/psgn

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.

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(918): im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song. http://tfl.nu/sv6u

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(404): View more from Georgia

Are you still at the party or did I leave?

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(404): Are you still at the party or did I leave? http://tfl.nu/pph4

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.

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(901): I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues. http://tfl.nu/beiy

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(719): View more from Colorado

I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.

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(719): I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from. http://tfl.nu/jlyb

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.

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Thanks, mom.

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(202): You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway. (1-202): Thanks, mom. http://tfl.nu/107n

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.

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(732): Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related. http://tfl.nu/sl34

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(206): View more from Washington

Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.

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(206): Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea. http://tfl.nu/pnkf

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(770): View more from Georgia

My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.

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(770): My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways. http://tfl.nu/0awx

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(858): View more from California

I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.

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(858): I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out. http://tfl.nu/k2ug

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(602): View more from Arizona

Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake

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(602): Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake http://tfl.nu/7ejr

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.

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I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..

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(306): I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights. (1-306): I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year.. http://tfl.nu/9s2f

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(419): View more from Ohio

you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule

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(419): you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule http://tfl.nu/gkls

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(705): View more from Ontario

you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart

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(705): you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart http://tfl.nu/i0wq

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