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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.

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  Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.

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• (518): View more from New York

  you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...

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• (310): View more from California

  So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.

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