Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
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yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.