I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
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is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
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He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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