y did u give ur computer a hand job?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
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Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
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i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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