I just saw a hot homeless man
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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