Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
one might say we're banned from that church
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I'm both gender and math confused
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