Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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