i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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