He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
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I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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