Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?