WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
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I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
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I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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