I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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