I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
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I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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