I bet he comes in French.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex