Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
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Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
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All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders