Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I need to calm my uterus...
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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