They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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