Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
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A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
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Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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