maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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