i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
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Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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