Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?