i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
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After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
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I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!