I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
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Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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