i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
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he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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