What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
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you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
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You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I still have a little drunk in my system
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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