I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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