Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
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that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
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But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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