Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
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I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..