he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
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If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms