How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
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gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
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she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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