It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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