You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
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I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
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You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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