my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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