I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
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She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
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Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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