I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
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He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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