I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
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I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
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I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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