Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
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Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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