He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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