I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
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I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
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You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
tell me about the fingering
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