I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
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And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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