What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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