YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
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Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
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Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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