u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
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I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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