question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
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I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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