ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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