He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
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found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
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I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.