North Korea, Best Korea!
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
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Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid