thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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