Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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