She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
please don't ironically join a cult
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