hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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