Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
