worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
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I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
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I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.