he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.